Hello!

How are you today?

jolly-plaguefather:

cousinborris:

This is a brilliant idea

… THIS IS THE BEST THING. I NEED THIS DONE NOW! ALRIGHT, PUBLISHERS, COME TAKE ALL MY BOOKS AWAY AND FIX THEM! MAKE THEM SO I CAN DO THAT!

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nicolegendary:

captain mal: the anti-kirk

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sasstrick:

andrewhurleys:

TODAY I GOT A POSTER FOR THE PERIODIC TABLE OF MUSIC GENRES AND PETE WENTZ LANDED FALL OUT BOY WITH THE TITLE OF EMO

thanks pete

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stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

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weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

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zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

video

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

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fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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communistbakery:

I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing

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lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

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officialfrenchtoast:

stale potato chips

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
hello i have this friend (just turned 13) who would invite 10-12 y/o girls to go to the school bathroom and masturbate in different stalls :/ i'm telling her to stop but she just called me a prude what do i do? this school year idk if i'm gonna be with her but last time she told me that once she turns 13 she'd go have sex with a bunch of guys
caabaaret caabaaret Said:

champagne-sweetheart:

asian:

be a good friend and buy her a book

Uh…report her to child protective services? 

My text conversations with my closest friends usually involve 5 minutes of witty banter and a few pictures and then we don’t talk for weeks